Saturday, December 19, 2009

Las Vegas...Mandarin Hotel dazzling luxury entry @ CityCenter complex!







Guests who check into this spanking-new Zen-like Hotel at the prestigious City Center (Las Vegas) are immediately whisked up to the Sky Lobby on the 23rd  floor where commanding views of the transforming Vegas skyline literally take the breath away.

First and foremost, savvy world travellers scout down this luxury boutique hotel because they are anxious to pamper themselves in a myriad of suites that cater to every self-indulgent whim.
The Mandarin's signature style includes floor-to-ceiling picture windows, well-appointed suites (that dazzle guests from the get-go with perks like climate control and personalized flattering lighting), and panoramic views of the mountains and glitzy night strip which beckons invitingly from below.

In addition to a glut of suites for the individual - or discerning couples - there is a wide selection of interconnecting accommodations for families that travel, too.

The 47-story (non-gaming) Hotel also boasts that their 23rd-story restaurant - Twist - is manned by celebrated Michelin Star Chef  Pierre Gagnaire.

At another eatery - MOzen - guests may dine on authentic Asian dishes offered up with a modern dash of eye-catching flash.

On the strip level, a gourmet bakery serves up simpler sandwiches, pastries, and beverages for folks on the go who don't require a lot of attention, muss, or fuss.

The Mandarin Hotel is also thoroughly "green" after earning LEED Gold Certification from the U.S. Green Building Council with little fanfare.

So, bottom line, you'll be environmentally sound during the course of your stay.

In addition to being spoiled rotten, of course!

See 'ya there!





Las Vegas...4 Queens staff recipients of Golden Nosebody Award!








If you're a shy self-retiring person - and easily annoyed by intrusive conduct which smacks of an invasion of privacy - then you'll probably want to avoid the Player's Club Staff at the 4 Queens Hotel at the Freemont experience in Vegas.

One overweight employee with all the personality of a worm takes inappropriate nosiness to a whole new offending level, for instance.

If you saunter up to the counter at her section, she'll slyly ask if you're staying the Hotel.

If the guest utters up "no", she's not content to complete the task at hand (processing a Player's Card).

No, Sir!

Next she'll pepper you with questions about which Hotel you're patronizing and so forth and so on.

Talk about rude!

For many on a particular end of the social strata, things of that nature are generally kept under wraps to prevent a gaggle of sleuthing paparazzi from hanging around the entrances and exits of Hotels who are bent on their sleazy mission to capture a candid shot on film to offer up to TMZ, the National Enquirer, whomever.

It also occurred to me, when I spied her checking out jewellery on the hands and necks of guests, that perhaps she's part of an unscruplous posse of  thieves ripping-off unsuspecting visitors on holiday in the desert oasis.

Otherwise, why should she be so concerned about a total stranger's whereabouts?

No matter how you look at it, her conduct is highly suspicious

Was she instructed to pry for the details so that 4 Queens management could determine where travellers are hunkering down these days in Sin City (with a keen eye towards trying  to fathom why they're not checking in at their disreputable dump?)

Well, it's obvious from the scenario going down at the Player's Club, that bad manners and nosy conduct are scaring potential lodgers away.

It boggles the mind to think that a person who purports to be a professional in the travel industry could be so ignorant about the obvious.

That's the reason why Hotels like 4 Queens, Binion's, and the Sahara have slipped in popularity.

The staff at each of those establishments are unprofessional, insensitive to the needs of their guests, and have a tendency to insult their patrons at whim!

In these tough economic times, who wants to fork over their hard-earned cash so that grubby greedy palms on the other end may profit from the spoils?

In contrast, the servers at the Magnolia restaurant were polite, efficient, and gave service with a smile.

That loser at the Player's Club would be wise to take heed.

In the meantime, that lump on the stool is bestowed with the "Golden Nosebody Award".

Maybe the auspicious occasion will put her nose back in whack.

For the 4 Queen's sake, I certainly hope so!





Harry Potter...suggestive nude scenes! Young hero coming of age...




A number of die-hard (or just plain hard) Daniel Radcliffe fans are pining for the upcoming installment of the Potter saga - especially since the producers announced this past week - that young Harry may be featured partially-nude in sexually-suggestive scenes with his nubile young co-star.

OMG!

When long-time childhood buddies hook up, doesn't that smack of incest a tad?

Bottom line, the suits are counting on young virile flesh to spark up the storyline and boost sales at the box office a smidgen next time out at a theatre near you.

Also, on another front,  R.K. Rowlings has hinted that Dumbledore may be outed

So, expect a scintillating flashback or two from the old wizard, when he fondly recalls romantic days with a passionate male lover or two.

In a nutshell, the Potter "kids" are coming of age.

In fact, the studio boldly underscored that point when the sequel - Half-Blood Prince - was released.

In addition to a trek down teen-lover's lane, where a whole lot of chug-a-lugging and necking went down, there were a few subliminal messages that raised an eyebrow or two.

For example, when the boys were competing in an afternoon game on campus in a rough-and-tumble surge for supremacy on their airborn broomsticks - from a particular angle - a camera shot gave the impression that Harry's chief rival was sporting a roaring hard-on.

An adrenalin rush, of sorts, I guess!

Of course, before half-blood hit the silver screen, dialogue in previous films occasionally teased about the boys and their wands (naughty comments which usually whizzed over the naive heads of the kiddies with nary a thought).

But the sexual innuendos did not escape their parents in tow who sat up and took notice alright!

And, what about that one scene, where Harry had a nightmare about a nasty slithering snake?

I wonder what Freud would think of that!

Obviously, the studio is inclined to spice up the storyline, now that they're competing with racier bill-of-fare on cable and web TV.

Although Radcliffe pretty-much bared all in the stage prodeuction of Equus, frenzied fans can't seem to get enough of his toned physique, tight butt, and pretty face.

Ah, the sweet bird of youth!






Friday, December 18, 2009

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...Laura Nyro, Abba, Genesis & Stooges inducted! KISS next year...







Abba, the Stooges, and Genesis have been given a nod from the respected Rock &Rock Hall of fame.

In lauding a handful of bands beyond the pulsating heart of the pure Rock 'n Roll fringe, the Cleveland-based music organization has - in essence- signalled a willingness to splinter off in refreshing new directions and be more inclusive in respect to musical trends (and their subsequent roots).

This year the Hall of Fame (celebrating its 25th year bestowing honors on  musical artists) also tossed  the spotlight on a couple of individuals who have made major contributions to the industry from behind the scenes.

For instance, David Geffen and a couple of talented songwriters (Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, Cynthia Well, and Barry Mann) have been selected to bask in the glow at the festivities in the new year alongside the highly-touted new inductees aforementioned.

KISS, Donna Summer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, LL Cool Jr, Chantels and Darline Love made the cut on next year's nomination ballot..

One final note.

The inclusion of Laura Nyro - who happens to be one of my old-time favorite solo artists who made quite a few in-roads with her distinctive sound back in the sixties - elicited a three-word response from moi.

It's about time!

The 13th Confession is a remarkable recording that I covet to this very day!

Thanks to David Hamilton for first introducing me to this delightful album at Rochdale College in 1969.









Las Vegas...El Cortez Hotel a charmer! Stupid guard's bad manners off-putting...




In spite of the fact travellers are pining to zip into town and sample the spoils at the trendy new Aria Hotel, which just celebrated its grand opening Thursday night, downtown Hotels like the El Cortez are rustling up business with a handful of travellers bent on exploring the historic side of the desert oasis.

For this reason, I booked a room at the Hotel, which is one of the oldest on the downtown Vegas strip.

In fact, the El Cortez is part of a curious footnote in Vegas history.

Avid fimgoers may recall that in the film Bugsy - a screen biopic about known mobster Bugsy Siegel starring Warren Beatty - the basic storyline focused on the gangster's visionary idea about building a gambling mecca in the desert and his hands-on involvement with the development and subsequent construction of the original Flamingo Hotel on the main strip.


As the tawdry Hollywood tale goes, Busgy gets mixed up with the wrong woman, which results in a double-cross and the subsequent  rip-off of a hefty sum of cold-hard cash from gangsters in the east who were funding the resort in Nevada.



In the end scenario, it was alleged in the big-studio production, that Bugsy Siegel was assassinated in his Beverly Hills mansion shortly after the grand opening (which fizzled out), as pay-back.


In Bugsy, the screenwriters led theatre-goers to believe that the Flamingo was not only Bugsy's first and last tie with with the Hotel industry, but the first Hotel built in the Nevada desert.

If that is the case, why does a plague embedded in cement on the sidewalk downtown state that the El Cortez was the first Hotel that Bugsy Siegel had an investment in?

Did the creative forces behind Bugsy Siegel exercise artistic (poetic) license to spice up the tale a tad to make it more entertaining to film buffs?

Or, is there some other reason why the historical facts remain clouded?

Inquiring minds want to know.

That issue aside, I was quite taken with the El Cortez Hotel, except for one incident which I'll discuss at the close of the post (to give fair warning to consumers-at-large).

Initially, I expected standard bill-of-fare at the older Hotel, but ended up with so much more than that on my plate.

I found  the memorabilia in the Hotel Casino particularly fascinating, for starters.

When I strode through the low-key gambling hall with a glass of white wine in hand, I stopped here and there to take a gander at the faded old photographs of Bugsy and his pals mugging for the cameras.

In addition, a bevy of old stills captured the Vegas Freemont scene in its heyday long before the protective eye-catching tarp (which now features dazzling light shows nightly) was erected.

In fact, a couple of the photographs highlighted a rakish aspect  to the architectural style featured  (enchanced in some instances by cantelevered rooftops in vogue at the time) that I found downright appealing to my artistic sensibilities.

The old coupes parked in the street were a shining example of the the mob's love for exotic cars with smooth (almost sensual) lines that screamed out style and quality.

On the first day, I thought perhaps I made a misake about checking in to the El Cortez, though.

You see, when I first stepped into the elevator, I thought something was wrong with the lift.

I pushed the button for the floor I was supposed to be ensconced on but to no avail.

The lift wouldn't budge an inch.

Would I have to make a slow climb up a raft of stairs to the top?

Suddenly, after a moment's inspection, I realized that I needed to insert my room key to activate the elevator.

Cool!

Talk about feeling secure!

By the way, the El Cortez elevator - crafted in expensive dark mahogany and replete with mirrored ceiling and highly-polished brass appointments- was one of the fanciest elevators I've been in for quite a while, alright.

My suite was quite attractive, too.

The king-size bed was gigantic!

I could have hosted a small orgry in these spacious environs, no problem!

In addition, I fell in love with the sturdy desk (where I proceeded to pen my posts over the next couple of days), deep comfy armchairs, and full-length window framing a picturesque view of the Vegas skyline.

In fact,I  felt quite relaxed and at home.

For good reason!

In the distance, especially at night with the lights on, the Stratosphere reminded me of the CN Tower in my home town, Toronto.

I was also thrilled with the care package I was treated to when I checked in, which  included a fun book rife with discount coupons, and $5.00 free slot play.

Ah, the powers-that-be held me now in the palm of their hand.

Since I prefer quieter climbs off-the-beaten path, the El Cortez managed to offer up a perfect setting for me to think my thouhts and nurture my spiritual yearnings.

The hotel experience (especially in view of the costs involved) was a very satisfying one until check out time rolled around.

As I was about to hand in my room key - and settle accounts - I suddenly realized I forgot to cash in my winnings from a round or two of slot play the first night I settled in at the El Cortez.

So, I sauntered over to the redemption machine to cash out.

Imagine that, I was hardly at the kiosk a second or two, when a short fat guard strolled up and stood by my side casing my every move!

His conduct was politically & socially incorrect for two very good reasons.

For starters, my winnings were my business (and not his by any stretch of the imagination).

Moreover, his intimidating stance next to me on the Casino floor was simply classless, and amounted to a severe case of bad manners!

In the final analysis, even at the El Cortez, it appears management gets hot under the collar when a guest checks out with winnings in their pocket.

Yup.

The Casinos in Vegas try their best to sap 'ya dry!

In the final analysis, the bloom will be off the rose for tourists and gamblers alike, 'til Vegas becomes more customer-friendly and less greedy, for sure!




El Cortez lobby of yesteryear!

Lady Gaga...last performance at Palms! Vegas sell-out...




One local news anchor cracked a few jokes about Lady Gaga this morning, on the heels of catching her sold-out gig last night at the Palms in Vegas.

"She called us a bunch of little monsters," he chortled into camera with a broad smile.

Then, he gave the hand gesture that die-hard fans plunge skyward, when they are tightly packed at the concert hall gobbling up every delicious on-stage moment.

Elsewhere, a morning columnist duly noted that he spied quite a few "gay" dudes on Paradise Road last night, waltzing around in women's clothing as a tribute to their pop flavor of the month.

In spite of the fact the last concert performance tonight is sold-out at the Palms, you may want to still zip over there at the witching hour, and soak up some of the frenzied fan hysteria.

See 'ya there!









Golden Globe Awards...no surpises! Favorites sure-fire winners...







These past few days, I was so caught up in reporting on the CityCenter grand opening in Vegas, that a couple of assignments remained on the back burner stewing.

In the showbiz arena, the big event that all eyes were focused on this week, was the Foreign Press Association's announcement about  the nominees for the upcoming Golden Globe Awards celebration.

The 67th annual Globes will be handed out on January 17th in the shadow of the Oscar nominations to be revealed a few days later on February 2 (2010).

In some instances, there weren't any Golden Globe surprises.

"Up in the Air", "Nine, and "Avatar" all scooped up a  bevy of nominations as expected.

The Cecil B.DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award will also honor long-time veteran filmmaker Martin Scorsese this year.

The Association - comprised of 83 foreign journalists - wass right on track this year in my estimation.

The directing category looks like a tough one to crack for any of the nominees:  Kathryn Bigelow (Hurt Locker), James Cameron (Avatar), Clint Eastwood (Invictus), Jason Reitman (Up in the Air), Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds).

The acting category for men (drama) puts the spotlight on a performer out of the limelight in recent days.

Tobey Maguire was nominated for "Brothers" alongside George Clooney (Up in the Air), Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart), Colin Firth (a Single Man), Morgan Freeman (Invictus).

There's a lot of tough competition in the best actress category (drama), too.

Emily Blunt is my own personal favorite (Young Victoria), though I won't be disappointed if any of the other contenders - Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side), Helen Mirren (The Last Station), Carrey Mulligan (An Education), Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) - dash up to the podium to pluck up a Gold Statue.

The selections for best picture (drama) are far-reaching and include: Avatar, Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Precious, Push, and Up in the Air.

Musical and Comedy offerings have boosted the morale of Hollywood (and the box office a tad) and represent the best of the genre: Nine, Julie & Julia, The Hangover, It's complicated, and (500) Days of Summer.

Best Foreign Film

Broken Embraces, A Prophet (Un Prophete), The Maid, Baaria, The White Ribbon.

Best Actor (Musical or Comedy)

Matt Damon (The Informant), Daniel-Day Lewis (Nine), Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (500) Days of Summmer, Michael Stuhlbarg (A serious Man).

Best Actress (Musical or Comedy)

Sandra Bullock (the Proposall), Marion Cotillard (Nine), Julia Roberts (Duplicity), Meryl Streep (It's Complicated), Meryl Streep (Julie & Julia).

Supporting Actor

Matt Damon (Invictus), Woody Harrelson (The Messenger), Christopher Plummer (the Last Station), Stanley Tucci (The Lovely Bones), Christoph Waltz (Inglourius Basterds).

Supporting Actress

Penelope Cruz (Nine), Vera Farmiga (Up in the Air), Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air), MO'Nigue (Precious), Julianne Moore (A single Man).

Best Animated Film

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs, Coraline, Fantastic Mr. Fox,The Princess and the Frog, Up.

Best Screenplay

Mark Boal (The Hurt Locker), Neill Blomkamp & Terri Tatchell (District Nine), Nancy Meyers (It's complicated), Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner (Up in the Air), Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds).

Original Score

Michael Giacchino (Up), Marvin Hamlisch (The Informant), James Horner (Avatar), Abel Korseniowski  (A single Man), Karen O & Carter Burwell (Where the wild things are).

Best Song

Cinema Italiano (Nine),  I See you (Avatar), I want to come Home (Everybody's Fine), The Weary Kind (Crazy Heart), Winter (Brothers).

TV Series Drama

Big Love, Dexter, House, Mad Men, True Blood

Actor (series Drama)

Simon Baker (The Mentalist), Michael C. Hall (Dexter), John Hamm (Mad Men), Hugh Laurie (House), Bill Paxton (Big Love).

Actress (Series Drama)

Glenn close (Damages), January Jones (Mad Men), Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife), Anna Paqin  (True Blood), Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer).

Series (Comedy or Musical)

30 Rock, Entourage, Glee, Modern Family, the Office.

Actor (Comedy or Musical)

Alec Baldwin (30 Rock), Steve Carell (the Office), David Duchovny (Californication), Thomas Jane (Hung), Matthew Morrison (Glee).

Actress (Comedy or Musical)

Toni Collette (United States of Tara), Courtney Cox (Cougar Town), Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie), Tina Fey (30 Rock), Lea Michele (Glee).

Best Miniseries or Motion Picture (made of Television)

Grey Gardens, Georgia O'Keeffe, Into the Storm, Little Dorrit, Taking Chance.

Actress in Miniseries or Motion Picture (Made for Television)

Joan Allen (Georgia O'Keeffe), Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens), Jessica Lange (Grey Gardens), Anna Paquin (The courageous Heart of Irene Sendler), Sigourney Weaver (Prayers for Bobby).

Actor in Miniseries or Motion Picture (Made for Television)

Kevin Bacon (Taking Chance), Kenneth Branagh (Wallander: One Step Behind), Chiwetel Ejofor (Endgame), Brendan Gleeson (Into the Storm), Jeremy Irons (Georgia O'Keeffe).

Supporting Actor

Michael Emerson (Lost), Neil Patrick Harris (How I met your Mother), William Hurt (Damages), John Lithgow (Dexter), Jeremy Piven (Entourage).

Supporting Actress

Jane Adams (Hung), Rose Byrne (Damages), Jane Lynch (Glee), Janet McTeer (Into the Storm), Cloe Sevigny (Big Love).

Good luck to one and all on the red carpet night!





Meryl Streep portrays celebrated Chef Julia Child



Thursday, December 17, 2009

Las Vegas...Aria Grand Opening a smash hit! Art! Glamour! Walking shoes a prerequisite, though...







VIP's hob-knobbed and uttered up sparkling chatter, a dazzling pyrotechnic display electrically-charged the frosty night air as folks ooh-and-aahed on the strip below, and a mob of excited patrons (of which I was one) charged through a make-shift gate at the stroke of midnight to sample the sumptuous spoils of the strip's toniest new upscale Hotel (the Aria).

And, what was the lament heard most last night?

How do I get outta here!

More on that later.

Shortly after I sprinted through the starter's gate (fortunately I left my camera bag and mad-money purse at home or I would have been subject to a search) and trekked on up to the welcome team - I was  suddenly met with a lot of hoots & hollers, high-fiving, and thunderous applause from CityCenter staff which took me by surprise.

OMG! 

What an adrenalin rush.

Of course, I was one of the first fifty guests to enter the Hotel & Casino, so there would be a lot of fanfare and frenzied hoopla, wouldn't there?

After all, Vegas is a city that reccognizes the importance of such auspicious occasions, and prone to celebrate with wild abandon, when they occur.

I was inclined to get caught up in the moment, too, when a wall of paparazzi turned their cameras on me as I swaggered into the tony lobby near the head of the spirited line.

"We're going to gamble, party, and have fun," I found myself gushing into one lens, as a wild round of cheers and clapping egged me on!

Later, a dude from Canada put it best, when he excitedly chirped,

"We were like celebrities, man."

Indeed!

Within minutes, I was swept up into the heady mainstream and rubbing shoulders with a throng of thrilled guests shifting gears into high-energy party-hearty mode.

When a pretty young waitress sidled up to me to offer a cocktail up, my eyes practically popped out of their sockets.

Her chic black party dress didn't leave much to the imagination.

In fact, as I took a closer look to take note of the details, I suddenly realized I was staring at her near-naked chest only slightly hidden by virtue of an exotic wisp of gauze-like material that was basically see-through.

Dudes, you've got to slip into the Aria just to get an up-close gander at these tempting shapely beauties.

Stunning, poised, approachable.

Notwithstanding the sensual delights that beckoned all around, it was the Aria Casino that truly wowed the first-comers last night.

Within minutes of the doors swinging open wide, I found myself amid a crush of revellers anxious to plug some cold-hard cash into the slots or try their luck at Roulette or Black Jack.

There was no shortage of takers - and they came in all shapes and sizes - believe in.

I spied young couples with babies in tow, single dudes in red-hot flaming skin-tight dress slacks, a posse of stylish males in expensive (dark) tailored suits, a dash of jet-setters who  flew in for the night's festivities, and casually-dressed folks in jeans just in for a look-see.

In sum, it appreared, that every strata of society was represented - and likewise - caught up in the hoopla.

At the Gold Lounge (upstairs) a handsome doorman eyed the crowd in search of VIP's, while a smattering of the curious (and a glut of wannabees) tried to crash the gate at the hottest new "in" nightclub on the Vegas scene.

A Lady Gaga chart-topper blared out from inside and triggered an upbeat carefree mood.

Just a hop-and-a-skip away, a shop specializing in Elvis memorabilia, was ringing up sales.

No wonder!

A dozen or so of the T-shirts were beautifully crafted.

I nearly snapped up one etched with sprinkling of mirror images of the King in a gold suit in a cocky stance.

Others, just as eye-catching with fashion appeal, screamed out the nameof  Elvis in a blood-red scrawl on an inky-black background.

Management dressed a few mannikens in Elvis signature outfits such as the Black Leather suit he wore in one rebel rouser feature of his heyday, a gold lame ensemble he was famous for having worn, and the white number with a wide belt and huge buckle studded with gems which El wore in his final days around the Vegas scene.

In addition, the nicely-decorated boutique featured a great array of hgh quality books, knick knacks, and the like.

Nothing in this collection was chintzy, but rather, merchandised with a modicum of good taste.

Of course, the Elvis store is running in tandem with the spanking-new Cirque de Soleil show - Viva  Elvis - which premieres on the strip in the not-too-distant future, if I am not mistaken..

One fan in the line-up out-front noted that Lisa Marie Presley was at the rehearsals the other night ordering the performers around on stage in a bossy control-freak kind-of-way.

"She's packed on about twenty pounds, too" he chortled, almost as an afterthought.

When I headed back downstairs, the chatter among the guests was now a loud roar!

I found it difficult to communicate over the spirited conversations, on occasion,  and found myself a bit hoarse at the end of the night.

At one point, two women tried to put the move on me!

Out-of-the-blue, they strolled right up.

"Hi handsome," the bolder one exclaimed.

We were in the midst of a bit of idle chit-chat about the casino, when the more confident of the two, asked me if I wanted to go for a cocktail.

"We're celebrating her divorce," she quipped.

I joked:

"You're not married to Tiger Woods, are you?"

I chuckled, then begged off with my standard response, when this kind of awkward moment rears its ugly head.

"I'm hooking up with friends in a few moments."

By the way, I couldn't help but notice that the highly-polished slot machine - "Sex and the City" - was drawing quite a few players.

Personally, I was on the look-out for the "Wizard of Oz" video game which I am a bit addicted to.

You get such a warm tingly feeling when the good witch - Glynda - suddenly appears on screen and grants a wish!

All smiles, she often waves her little wand - clicks her heels - then  rustles up 300 credits for ecstatic slot-players  to play on with.


There were quite a few of the old standards machines to play ((such as Monopoly, Cleopatra, etc), but also  a sprinking of new ones to try a hand at.


One one occasion I hit the spin button and won $5.00 - at which point - I decided to pack it in for the night.

Too much free Budweiser makes me sleepy  and cranky for my comfy King-size bed.

As I started to head towards the door at 3:30 am the house was still gyrating and strong!

Boy, oh boy, I sure shuddered at the thought of stepping outside into that icy night air; after all, rather than risk a DUI, I sauntered over to the CityCenter shindig on foot.

But, I ended up on a short adventure, exploring the CityCenter grounds just outside the Casino doors.

To my left, it was a Henry Moore sculpture  that lured me that way for a moment, then a couple of stunning life-size sculptures inside of Crystals  that led me in another.

One unique art work consisted of a half-a-dozen or so tubes in varying lengths - which stood  end to end in such a way - that they triggered a topsy-turvy sensation in the observer when viewed from various angles.

The tubes, filled with spritely-colored liquid, featured whirlpools inside that rose and fell without warning (and reminded me of twisters).

Another intriguing piece consisted of tall pencil-like free-standing poles that were not unlike a line of frosty giant-sized icycles existing in their own realm or dimension.

The rich panelled-wood floors were a feast for the eyes, too.

Exotic arrangements of plants and foliage here-and there-broke  up the monotony of the mall-like interior of one shopping alley.

But,  the night did not start or end without a hitch or two.

As guests were gathering at the front entrance -  security guards hustled to and fro - and facilitated a handful of tools at their disposal in a bold-faced effort to effect crowd control.

From one eye-opening moment to the next, the game plan would change without much warning, much to the chagrin of a few out-of-towerns who were freezing and anxious to trapise through the front doors and snatch up a thirst-quenching drink.

For example, one moment guests were instructed to exit one area, go over an overpass, and head up the driveway to form  a queue  in the paved area normally reserved for vehicles.

A short while later, that scenario was scrapped, and the secuirty team consequently shifted gears.

At one point, everyone perked up a tad when two grunts hauledover  a couple of tables draped in black drop cloth.

"Are you serving us food", one joker cried out with glee.

No, they were being angled to create a sort-of chute so that the guests could be properly coralled - not unlike a herd of cows - and pointed in the right direction at the magic moment to ensure there wasn't a stampede.

Then, someone got the bright idea to secure the area a smidgen more, by erecting two more barriers on either side, as well.

At this juncture, the guards started to look like a bunch of idiot keystone cops reminiscent of the old screwball talkies from the 1920's.

However, all through the controlled chaos, the  security team remained thoughtful, friendly and patient.

Kudos!

When I finally departed Aria around 3:30 am (feeing the pain today, believe me) I continually ran into lost  guests.

'How do I get out of this place," one man cried out to me in exasperation.

Once the long-and-winding road homeward (or Hotel bound)  is started, weary stragglers had a series of paths, stairwells, and open-air squares to deal with.

Most had to back-track, ask for directions from night workers who were on duty sweeping up, or suffer through the confusing maze of  futuria until they finally saw the light - of the moon - in this instance case.

Personally, I found myself teetering a bit in my designer leather shoes at the end of the night; after all, I usually wear practical sneakers.

Near the front of the CityCenter, I was finally forced to waddle through a small garden, hop a retaining wall, and stride about fifty-feet along an unprotected curb to finally make some headway in the right direction..

On the way, as I was crossing at a light, two ladies in an expensive cadillac parked at a red light spied me crossing.

The driver backed up, rolled down the window, and rasped:

"Honey, where are 'ya off to?"

It was a cliche right out of the movie "Precious".

Yup. 

Gave 'em my standard response in awkward moments such as this.

"On may way to hook up with friends"

And if I do, what a delightful conversation we'll have over coffee, in respect to Aria.

Afer all, CityCenter is currently the talk-of-the-town!

Fuel the local economy.

Check it out, eh?






Wednesday, December 16, 2009

WordPress...discriminates! Engages in unlawful censorship & Violates blogger rights!



In the beginning there was the word!
(WordPress under false impression they created it)





Over at WordPress bloggers are grumbing that management is "playing God" - the end result being - that the privilege to post an article may be unjustly denied without proper legal notice simply because an individual in the employ of the blog site doesn't agree with what the author has penned at their site.

Also, because of WordPress's lack knowledge  in respect to binding State & Federal laws, bloggers have suffered the loss of the rights guaranteed them under the1st Amendment and the Bill of Rights..

Specifically - the highly unethical & illegal conduct of staff at Wordpress - not only amounts to a denial of the right to free speech - but also the right to due process (a fair hearing).

I suppose this is what happens when a gaggle of computer geeks start up a company without a clue!

Well, they may be in for a rude life-shattering shock.

One blogger I am in touch with is inclined to file a lawsuit for damages!

How do you like them apples, dudes?

News at 11!


Donald Trump...green-eyed monster takes swipe at Vegas CityCenter! "Do" worse catastrophe...




The "Donald" - self-proclaimed developer extraordinaire - has been taking swipes at the spanking-new CityCenter here in Las Vegas which is scheduled to unveil one of its sumptuous centerpieces - the Aria Hotel - amid a lot of hoopla and fanfare tonight just shy of the witching hourt.

Say it ain't so!

The complex is a stunning architectural delight  literally transforming the Vegas skyline before our very eyes.

On Larry King Live! - the ever-pompous, slightly-stuffy, full-of-himself  know-it-all - labelled the dazzling complex an "absolute catastrophe".

Did I tune in a little late and miss something?

Surely it was his "do" that he was referring to!

On the heels of bad-mouthing the project on CNN, Trump - known for erecting monuments to his ego - was so possessed by the green-eyed monster that he found it necessary to call up one of the local gossip mavens and expand on his acid-tongued criticisms.

In today's "Vegas Confidential" column - published in the Las Vegas Review Journal - a columnist known-locally as "Norm" quoted Trump verbatim.

"The biggest problem is it costs so much," Trump lamented (as if it was any of his business!)

"It costs billions more (!) than anticipated and it's going to be hard to recover from that."

Hogwash!

A vulgar man with taste up the wazoo - and  a tendency to over-decorate - Trump has some nerve criticizing a handful of developers who have already proven their aesthetic capabilities (and fiscal responsibility) by virtue of the dazzling "greeen" gem that now rests in the "heart" of the city.

In all reality, Trump is just a migraine in a nerve center down the street, who'd be wise to shut his yap.

Vegas has been pining for a jump start - of the kind that CityCenter can deliver up right now - provided selfish mouthy a**holes like Trump don't screw it up.

The man should be strung up by the ba**s.

Unfortunately, he doesn't have any.

All mouth, and no potatoes, if you ask me!






Barack Obama...sexy money quote!





While President Obama may hold the view that
saving money is sexy
For most men
blowing their wad
is much more sexually satisfying!


Julian Ayrs
The Daily Planet






Tuesday, December 15, 2009

White House...tree trimming triggers childhood memories! Give generously at Christmas...







The day after thanksgiving the President and the 1st Lady arranged for the White House Christmas tree to be delivered to the historic home by horse-drawn carriage from a backwoods farm in Shepperdstown (West Virginia) where it once once graced the country landscape with outstretched limbs.

The Obama's were the proud recipients of a towering 18 1/2 foot fir (a staggering twelve feet wide) which was promptly hoisted into a prominent place of honor in the oval-shaped blue room on the state floor of the White House.

The traditional tree, planted in 1996, was hand-picked by the Chief Usher (Admiral Stephen Rochon).

In a festive setting - amidst a lot of camaraderie (fueled by a jug or two of eggnog and hot-buttered rum?) - White House staff gathered to decorate the majestic offering from mother nature's generous bounty.

The whole heart-warming story triggered memories of my own childhood at the yuletide season.

When I was just about four or five, for instance, I recall flying down the stairs at the crack of dawn ever-hopeful that during the night when I was deep in slumber a tree had magically been erected with the help of one of Santa's thoughtful helpers.

But, each morning, a tinge of sadness flooded over me.

No tree!

On Christmas eve, I half-expected that Santa Clause was going to pass our house by; after all, at that juncture there wasn't  any surefire sign that the joy of the Christmas season (especially a dazzling tree with all the trimmings) would ever descend on our humble home on Old Weston Road (just shy of historic Indian trail).

Had I been a bad boy?

That night, shortly after I was tucked in my bed and the lights were turned out, a few tears filled my wide sad eyes before I dropped off into dreamland.

Curiously, I slept in the next day.

In fact, while I was deep in slumber, I could hear my name being called far away in the distance somewhere.

Suddenly, I came to a start.

I bolted up in bed after I realized that one of my older brothers was shouting out my name and coaxing me to come downstairs to the living-room right away.

So, I slipped out of bed and slowly crept down the stairwell  in my superhero pajamas expecting the worst!

Suddenly, I spied a beautiful Christmas tree - decorated from top to bottom with pretty twinkling lights, candy canes, and eye-catching doo-dads - which sent out a thousand rainbows this way 'n that when they caught the light.

And, beneath the lovely tree, there were a dozen or so inviting gift-wrapped packages beckoning me!

My heart lept out of my chest as I dashed down the last stair or two and dove under the tree in search of one of the little gems with my own name on it.

Of course, in retrospect, the curious scenario which unfolded that week makes sense to me now.

When you grow up and become an adult you are often forced to face the truth.

Mother was trying to survive on a small budget - and, of course - there were many mouths to feed.

When my father (rest his soul) passed to spirit at a relatively young age - and she was forced to fend for herself and her little posse of  kids - it must have been a difficult path for a poor uneducated woman to have to journey down alone.

Like any normal loving parent - my mother wanted her children to experience the joys of christmas, too - in spite of the fact it may be a struggle to achieve.

Looking back, I realize the strain certainly took its toll.

For this reason - the tree was purchased for a song late Christmas eve - from a vendor on the verge of calling it a day before my anxious mother and older brother happened along in the freezing night air.

Ida was a good woman and it must have broken her heart to have been burdened so.

I'll always remember the last time I visited my mother (who I was separated from at the age of 7).

I was all of 18 and on my way to New York City to pursue an acting career on the stage.

Shortly after I spirited her out of the nursing home to treat her to an ale at a pub down the street (on the sly at her request) she teared up and expressed her sorrow at not being able to help me financially with my trip.

It's one of those memories that will always remain fresh in my mind and close to my heart.

Over the years, there have been many joyous Christmases and a handful of blue ones, too.

Those most fondly recalled are the ones I spent with a lover, or a best friend, even a stranger on occasion who sauntered into my life unexpectedly - and  like me - pined for some company on a holiday that is often a very sad one for those who have lost loved ones, have no family, or outlived their friends.

Each year I make it a point to give to a charity with that in mind (hopeful that an anonymous giving hand may bring a little comfort and joy into someone's life during the Yuletide season).

And, I trust that you will be moved by the invisible hand of God to do the same.

Happy Holidays, eh?





Michael Jackson...OPUS gift idea for die-hard fans! Stunning comprehensive tome...




In the wake of Michael Jackson's death there have been many Michael Jackson tributes -  including a handful in book form chronicling the late pop icon's life & times in the glare of the spotlight since he first sauntered onstage a naive young performer with the Jackson 5 decades ago

Just recently, a thick tome aptly titled  - "The Official Michael Jackson Opus" - has hit the shelves at a handful of upscale bookstores around the country.

The book carries some weight - 38 pounds of it  in fact - and is comprised of 404 pages of thrilling publicity stills sure to appeal to the most discerning die-hard Jackson fan.

According to the publishers, eighty-percent of the images have never been released before and or rarely seen the light of day.

The slick eye-catching publication is priced at a whopping $249.00.

Photo editor Deborah Wald pronounced Opus as a loving tribute to Jackson's  legacy and work.

Opus highlights include four  images of the superstar musician - copies of actual hand-painted portraits by artist Nate Giorgio - dashed off two weeks prior to Michael's death.

One chapter is dedicated to Michael's fashion sense and throws a spotlight on his innate sense of style which was world-renowned.

Producer Ken Kragen also contributed a copy of an original lyric sheet from "We Are the World to be included  in the book (the original was signed by all the artists at the recording session on that auspicious occasion).

Apparently, the hit single was inspired by Jane Goodall (primatolgist) who urged that Michael write a song when he expressed an  interest to "heal the world" on the occasion of her visit to Neverland ranch.

To historians and loving fans - a bevy of poignant shots of Michael taken during the course of his storied long-and-winding career - are probably of the most interest.

One photo captures an 11-year old Jackson signing an autograph in front of the Rolling Stones office in 1971 complete with Afro and dressed in Jackson 5 stage get-up.

A great Christmas gift idea for the loved one or friend in your life who had just about everything, 'til now.






Nevada...Brothels calling all male studs! Prostitution criteria changes in favor of buffed dudes...




Calling all male studs!

Due to a recent change in regulations at the Health Board, Nevada brothels - who have been legally providing female prostitutes in the State for the past twenty five years - will start allowing the male animal to ply his love-making prowess for cash-on-the-dollar, too.

Until this year, men were effectively barred from hanging out a shingle to advertise flesh-for-cash because of state health law requirements that dictated that workers in the world's oldest profession undergo frequent cervical testing for sexually transmitted diseases.

Because men were not blessed with that body part (although a transexxual or two may have purchased a fabricated one on the sly) - or the curse that comes part 'n parcel with one - dudes  were effectively barred from practising in the field of sexual healing of the earthy variety (prostitution).

County Sheriff  Tony DeMeo acknowledged this past week that the  "measure" allowing  men to work in one of the 24 legal brothels in the State still needs approval from the County.

DeMeo is a voting member on  both the County Commission and a board that oversees alcohol, gambling, and brothel licenses.

Although optimistic that the changes will go forward, he noted for the record that there are some issues that need addressing to ensure that the industry (!) is regulated with clarity and understanding.

George Flint, a wedding chapel owner - who has also lobbied for the Nevada Brothel Owners Association  - expressed a concern that allowiing men to "service" men may cause a backlash in the Legislature.

Over the years, he has worked feverishly to ensure that the Brothel business remains acceptable to both libertarians and conservatives.

Flint expects some "heartburn" over the current proposal to allow men to sell their companionship to other males, for starters.

Bobbi Davis - owner of the notorious Shady lady Ranch (!) - wants to hire on two men to work alongside three women  already in her employ.

Suppose the dudes could double as bodyguards, eh?

On that note, did you know that Brad Pitt used to drive working girls around  Los Angeles to client appointments, before he became famous as an actor?

The stories Brad could tell!

At last glance,  it appears that the inclusion of males into the brothel scenario in Nevada, is an inevitability.

For this reason, I expect potential studly candidates are currently pumping iron and buffing up their bodies at local gyms, to ensure they have a competitive edge at brothels throughout the region when the State gives its blessing.

In the final analysis, rates may boil down to inches - not just muscle tone - if you get my drift!

In that event, Tommy Lee may be mulling over a potential career move.

Pamela Anderson can - no doubt  - vouch for his qualifications.

But, will he get any respect in the morning?

Some things never change!




Will skin flick models seque into flesh trade for pay?

Monday, December 14, 2009

So you think you can dance...famed Complexions choreographer work featured on Fox Hit Show! Dec. 15th...




Choreographers from one of my favorite dance troupes - based out of New York City -  have conjured up delicious dance numbers for two of the finalists to perform tomorrow night on Fox TV's dynamite perennial hit:

 "So You Think You Can Dance" (December 15th @ 8 pm)

The two talented dancers in competition on the show will showcase the intricate dance steps of renowned choreopgraphers Dwight Rhoden and Desmond Richardson respectively.

Rhoden and Richardson head up the highly-respected "Complexions Contemporary Ballet" company.

Regular readers of the Tattler will recall that I penned a post on " Complexions" when they last performed downtown at the Dorothy Chandlier Pavillion to sold-out audiences and critical raves from the toughest reviewers on this or any other coast!

Post:  04/11/2008

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/04/complexions-contemporary-balletelectric.html

Undoubtedly, the slated dance numbers will be the highlight of the season at Fox, so try to catch their  dazzling contribution to  the realm of normally low-brow TV, especially if you have a soft spot in your heart for liberating performances that will literally set you free.

Contact: www.complexionsdance.org






Las Vegas...Terribles a terrible Hotel! Travellers billed charges without disclosure or authorization! Dishonest staff frustrate process with lies & deception...

Everyone is a loser at Terribles!




They don't call Terribles Hotel  & Casino (Las Vegas) Terribles for no good reason.

This place not only sucks, but openly engages in deceptive business practices.

In particular, the  front desk staff place charges on customer debit and credit cards without full disclosure as required by law.

The highly irregular (illegal conduct) constitutes fraud, in fact.

For example, when a guest checked in at the front desk yesterday, a clerk requested a credit card on the grounds that she needed to take an imprint in the event there were any incidentals (phone calls, movie rentals, etc).

Understandable.

However, it was not until the next morning when the guest attempted to use their card, that they discovered (of their own accord quite by accident),  that the dishonest front desk clerk actually charged the sum of $100.00 to the guests debit card without notice or warning.

The law requires that Hotels disclose charges and holds on funds for obvious reasons.
For starters, a tourist has a right to know when their accounts are being billed fees or funds are being held, so they have the option to book a room elsewhere if they do not agree with the Hotel's policy.

From a practical point of view, you'd think Hotel staff would be able to grasp the concept, especially in view of the fact the issue takes little common sense to fathom.

On occasion, if not a large percentage of the time, tourists are also budgeting their trips - and so - must keep track of funds expended to ensure that ends meet on their jaunts away from home.

When a Hotel like Terribles puts a hold on funds or bills charges without disclosure - the results can be a disaster to a traveller who is suddenly left in a lurch without funds for gas or for food -  because of the unscupulous, dishonest, and fraudulent conduct of employees like those at Terribles.

Perhaps  the individuals in question are just too stupid to figure it out for themselves - or just maybe - they don't give a da** about their clientele.

In spite of the obvious failures to disclose, which warranted  immediate credit back without argument, Terribles staff proceeded  to lie and distort the facts and give the hapless hotel guest the run-around while other patrons at the Hotel (and staff on the lobby floor and in the Casino) gazed on in  total disbelief.

The exchange I witnessed dragged on for twenty or thirty minutes - and included a phone call to the bank - with a request that the credit be issued back right away.

During the course of that conversation on the telephone, the bank employee acknowledged that from her end the sum of $100.00 was posted as an actual charge (and was not just a hold on funds).

Of course, this information conflicted with the bold-faced statements of the manager, who alleged the $100.00 was just a hold on funds and not an actual charge (which would drop off eventually in 3-5 days).

In spite of that fact, the manager refused to issue a credit back for $100.00 right away, or reimburse the Hotel guest the sum of a hundred dollars cash-in-hand (although they were checking out and owed nothing).

Until the party asked the bank employee to put a supervisor on the line, that is.

At this juncture, the Hotel Manager and the Bank operator suddenly came to the conclusion that if Terribles charged the account $100.00 again - then issued a credit back for $100.00 right there on the spot -  that the guest's original $100.00 would magically be credited back into the account at the stroke of midnight.

Say what?

If the account was already debited $100.00 - wouldn't another debit in the sum of $100.00 and a credit back for the sum of $100.00 - end up posting a remaining $100.00 debit on the account???

Someone's logic is off!

Now the guest has to cross their fingers and pray that what the manager  alleges will magically transpire at tonight's witching hour will pan out according to plan.

Meanwhile, the guest is without the funds until the moolah mysteriously credits back to their account (if ever).

In addition to that bizarre scenario (which would never have gone down if the Hotel employee had of acted properly and within the full extent of the law) a guest encountered a frustrating situatiion when they checked into the same Hotel.

The reservation was promplty processed without any hitches at the front desk  (or so they thought) - at which point - they shuffled off to their digs on the third floor to settle in.

About twenty minutes later, the desk clerk rang the individual up on the telephone, and asserted  that the individual was booked into two separate rooms.

Huh?

When the guest noted that they only booked one room at the Hotel, the rude clerk got a little feisty with the tourist.

Well, you'd better call Expedia or Orbitz and sort it out, she harshly demanded.

Ah, suddenly a bell rang off in his head.

When the guest attempted to reserve the room earlier in the afternoon at Expedia, a pop-up message noted that the room could not booked at that time.

So, the anxious traveller surfed over to Orbitz, where a room was booked at Terribles for the same price without any problem.

In fact - in about two seconds flat - the room was booked, the credit card billed, and a confirmation e-mail zipped across the Internet to his e-mail box at Yahoo.

After a lengthly conversation with the front desk personnel - in which the hotel employee twisted and distorted the facts - a manager finally agreed to contact one of the companies to resolve the problem.

"But, we should approach Expedia, because Orbitz rarely ever gives credit back."

Well, that excuse didn't sit well with the guest; after all, Orbitz booked the room promplty and professionally.

Why should Orbitz ever lose  business because management at Terribles doesn't  like dealing with them?

When this was pointed out, the manager reluctantly followed through,  and contacted expedia to try and get a credit back for the customer.

Imagine that, Expedia called the guest in their room, and  took the stand that somehow the guest and the Hotel were at fault.

But, the guest stood their ground.

For starters, Expedia alleged onliine, that the room could not  be booked.

So, the guest went elsewhere.

After-the-fact (when the  site glitch was resolved) it appears that Expedia went ahead and booked the room, and billed the guest's credit card, without any legal notice or even a confirmation with a reservation number by e-mail after-the-fact.

Normally, when expedia books a room, they confirm on the reservation page that the booking has been made, note the sum billed, and follow through with a confirmation stating the terms and cnditions of the reservation, cancellation politices, etc.

Never happened!

From a legal standpoint, Expedia not only acted fraudulently, but didn't have a pot to pi** in.

In view of the facts, the hotel quest had no legal obligation to pay for  a room that was booked without his knowledge or permission.

In spite of the fact assurances were made by both Experian and Hotel management that the issue was resolved, another manager the following day started to give the guest the run-around and went so far as to allege that she didn't think either company had billed for the room - when both, in fact - had.

The guests bank records online verified the ugly truth!

Needless to say, Terribles is not only a Terrible place to lodge for obvious reasons, but is probably the worst da**  Hotel in Las Vegas.

And, the staff at the Hotel have sh** for brains.

Avoid this place like the plague, unless you want to spend hours on the phone trying to resolve fall-out from their constant fraudulent actions, and ruin your holiday in the process.

As T. Barnum once said:

"There's a sucker born every minute."





The rooms are terribly sleazy, too!

Jack-in-the-box...incompetent workers with no common sense or intelligence annoy guests!



I don't know about the rest of you, but I have had it with incompetent unskilled  workers in the employ of fast-food outlets around the country who ruin my day because of their ignorance and flagrant hatred for custtomers who waltz through the doors.

For example, this morning I trekked up to Jack-in-the-box for a light breakfast and a cup of java, and to read the morning newspaper.

First upset?

Imagine an early-morning take-out run by staff who are so clueless,  that they don't even have a pot of hot coffee ready for customers on their way to work, the gym, wherever.

After I ordered a cup, I was forced to wait for five minutes - as my breakfast sandwhich got cold - for the three Latino staffers on duty at the counter to brew up a pot.

But, that was the least of the annoyances.

Shortly after I plunked down at a table - opened the morning daily and started to chow down - a maintenance dude (also Latino) shuffled into the room with a bucket and mop and began to slosh water all over the floor for a quick scrub.

Within seconds, my nostrils were assailed with the stinging fumes from the overly-strong detergent, and I just about threw up.

If that wasn't bad enough, the goon proceeded to wave in my direction - and demand that I get up from my table and move to the other side of the room so he could mop the section I was perched in  - while I was in the middle of my breakfast!

Well, I told him in no uncertain terms, what I thought.

"You should wash the floors before the customers arrive for breakfast.  And no, I am not moving to another table to accomodate your ludicrous notion."

He glared back at me incredulous.

I reminded him further that without customers he would not have a job.

Curiously, when my receipt popped out of the register a few moments earlier, I was personally selected to take part in a survey about the service at that location at Flamingo &  Swenson streets in Las Vegas.

I'll be giving them a piece of my mind, alright.

Because many Americans are suffering right now due to a lack of jobs, I am inclined to suggest that these unskilled unqualified workers at places like Jack-in-the-box,  turn in their aprons and give up their gainful employment to an individual - who will not only appreciate the work - but complete the daily tasks at hand efficiently and with a smile on their face in recognition of a job-well done.

Amen!



This styrofoam dummy more capable that the Latino workers!


Las Vegas...luxury Aria Hotel swings open doors! Kerkorian proud of CityCenter architectural beauty...




Amid a  lot of frenzied fanfare, the Aria - the latest swank Hotel to make a grand entrance  on the desert scene - will unveil its sumptuous charms on Wednesday (December 16th).

Billionaire Kirk Kerkorian - who is the largest sharehold with a 37 percent interest in the CityCenter  complex where the Aria gracefully touches the sky - will be celebrating quietly on the sideliness with family, friends, and a handful of business associates.

The luxury Hotel is a delightful architectural structure that will undoubtedly attract tourists (and jet-setters, too) from far and wide.

The core of the spanking-new CityCenter is dominated by Aria's  two-steel-and-glass towers.

According to press releases fired off last week, the owners and a top-notch management team, expect to deliver up a lodging experience unlike any other in town.

Hotel  President &  CEO (Bill McBeath), excitedly noted that Aria will be demonstrably different than any resort that has preceded it.

"Even in a city such as Las Vegas, with its extraordinary history of dynamic cutting-edge developments, Aria will introduce a new generation of resort experiences," he added with smug satisfaction.

The towers themselves are a wonder!

The architects - Pelli Clarke Pelli (renowned on the world stage) - out-did themselves!

For example, guests will have the opportunity to gaze ecstatically at soaring open spaces and peer through  a multitude of floor-to-ceiling windows in guest rooms - that will not only seducee the aesthetic senstibilities - but serve in a practical way to provide natural light.

Notwithstanding, the unveiling of Aria this week is a landmark event because it ushers in a green era - and thus - marks a turning point on a page of its own in Las Vegas history.

Aria, in tandem with its sister property Vdara Hotel &  Spa, is the first Hotel complex to have achieved LEED Gold certification by the U.S. Green Building council.

In fact, Aria is currently the largest Hotel on the planet with Leed Gold status.

The Aria was designed to achieve thirty-percent improvement in energy efficiency - and boasts sustainable features - such as natural light and water-saving features.

The Aria has 4,004 rooms ( in addition to 568 suites) - of which - many provide expansive city or mountain views.

The color schemes are rich and dramatic, the furnishings elegantly appointed.

The unique state-of-the-art amenities (the future is now) will simply wow the guests!

Advanced technology has been appplied to set Aria apart from all other resort Hotels anywhere in the world.

For example, as guests enter their  suite, the curtains automatically open to reveal  the majestic views and  the TV screen displays a menu of programs that may be set to the individual's personal taste.

With the morning wake-up experience in mind, the Hotel installed technology that allows the discerning guest to program when the curtains will open, the music that will float through the suite as the cobwebs of sleep slowly slip away, and so forth and so on.

Obviously, the model was coined from the fifty-million-dollar home designed and owned by computer magnate, Bill Gates, in Washington state.

The mogul's dream idea - beyond the reach of the thronging masses 'til now - is available to the discerning  adventurous (pampered) traveller with a fat wallet.

Wonders never cease!


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Las Vegas...Steve Wynn jazzing up Encore! Surf''s up...



I imagine myself in this hammock already!








Steve Wynn is jazzing up Encore!

I was out for a stroll the other morning when a ghastly mess on the strip caught my eye.

Up-front and center, outside the Encore Hotel complex - one construction crew was erecting unsightly chain-link fences and overly-bright hard plastic barriers to create a pedestrian walkway - as another shovelled up debris from a low-level structure that a wrecking ball had smashed into smithereens.

Wasn't this parcel of land owned by Steve Wynn?

At one section of the block where two-ton trucks rumbled in and out of a make-shift entrance, I spied a worker within arm's length of me, so I decided to go to the horse's mouth for information so-to-speak.

"Isn't this part of the Encore Hotel property owned by Wynn," I innocently asked the surprised female construction worker.

"Uh-huh," she grumbled back.

"He (we all know who he is, right?) is tearing down this section to put in an 18 million-dollar beach club," she shouted above he rising din.

"'Wow," was about the only response I could muster on the heels of such staggering news.

A beach club for 18 million smackeroos?

At this juncture, I put my thinking cap on.

Does Mr. Wynn intend to fabricate a beach setting - complete with rolling waves and warm sand  oozing between the toes - to jazz up the Hotel complex a tad?

I expect he'll also be simulating the soothing sounds of the surf as it crashes oh-so-gently on the shore at Wynn's Beach.

True, the interior of the Encore is sumptuous and inviting.

But, with exception to the waterfall and grounds brimming with lush foliage, the overall outdoor image of Encore and the sister Hotel at the complex, is nothing short of the plain-Jane variety.

Moreso, me thinks that Mr. Wynn doesn't hanker up to the idea of being left in the cold.

The Aria and Mandarin Hotels (about to swing open their doors at the CityCenter this Wednesdayon  Dec. 16th) will probably steal alot of Mr. Wynn's thunder in coming days.

Even with Garth Brooks under his house wing, the Encore is vulnerable to rapidly-changing resort trends, that are luring the tourist class, "whales", and European travellers, doww new boulevards and eye-catching vistas in sin city.

Cut-rate "room sales" online are also taking a bite out of potential revenue as well.

So, Mr. Wynn - visionary that he is - has obviously hatched up a scheme to guarantee his place in the sun alongside the big players in the Desert Oasis.

Well, you Wynn some, and 'ya lose sum.

It will be interesting to see how the transformation pans out for the mercurial Wynn, and translates into greenbacks, eh?





Tiger Woods...just do it! Golf pro an oreo...



On occasion, truth is stranger than fiction.

For example, Nike (a Tiger Woods sponsor) just unveiled their new slogan (amidst quite a few snickers).

What did a Madison Avenue ad agency manage to rustle up for a few million bucks?

"Just do it"

The irony of it all, eh?

I expect that if the advertising campaign hadn't cost so much to develop before the release date, Nike may have pulled out all the stops, to bury that catchy little phrase amid a flurry of excuses.

Or, was it all a calculated ploy  by Nike,  to capitalize on the Tiger Woods scandal?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Meanwhile, a flurry of harsh criticims that have flooded the airwaves and internet blog sites in recent days, not only indicate a drop-off in Tiger's popularity but appears to also underscore what a posse of African Americans have been lamenting about  for a decade or two.

Tiger is an oreo!

'Ya know, black on the outside, white on the inside.

His choice in women - waitresses, VIP hostesses, hookers - was one issue, yes, but the color of their skin was even a bigger tell-tale sign that Woods wasn't that comfortable with his own race (or being lumped in with regular African American folks or their precious culture)

In fact, Tiger hasn't made any sincere bold-faced effort to maintain ties with the black community.

So, it's pay-back time, in the final analysis.

In an effort to rehabilitate his image, one wonders if Tiger might just warm up to the idea of, gettiing back to his roots.

After all, th pale faces have turned on their golf messiah, cast him out of Eden.

Will the black community receive the tarnished hero with open arms straight away or let him eat crow for a while to teach him a well-earned lesson?

News at 11!





 
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